It really IS 1985 again!

“You’re playing the most phenomenal game ever created.”

I wish someone would make a whole series of awful commercials for games I love. 80’s-style commercials for modern-style games.

You know, something like this that takes a wonderful, complex game and reduces it down to a couple of suburban white kids around a table looking scared and confused. That’s not how D&D was at my house. Unless someone brought a girl.